excuseme-howdareyou:

hungwy:

comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed

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dykebluejay:

softlenaluthor:

THIS IS BRILLIANT.

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dingdongyouarewrong:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

skill issue

dingdongyouarewrong:

Did you know that the average person spends 6 months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green? But what if I told you that I spent 6 months of my life training a colony of ants to operate a tiny stoplight? Now, every time I approach an intersection, a team of disciplined ants swiftly redirect traffic, and I never have to wait again. Take that, statistics!

thesearethedaysofmylife:

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nandomando:

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animentality:

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