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I'm Mirella. I am a lame person who likes to go places and do things.
WARNING THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN:
CATS. SEXY MEN. POLITICS. ANIME.
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lesbe-h0nest:

Les’be Honest, seeing this in your country would makes you proud.

lesbe-h0nest:

Les’be Honest, seeing this in your country would makes you proud.

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littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

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(Source: zdf, via snorlaxatives)

(Source: fellcltysmoak, via anal-recovery)

imsoshive:

Seriously …

imsoshive:

Seriously …

(via lloser)

allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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(via captain-branbran)



First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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(via fckmeslowly)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via sagihairius)

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

(Source: tatianamaslnay, via carpediemtomorrow)